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Having excessive and/or dangerous amounts of bass in ones vehicle. Provided usually by a subwoofer of various sizes and brands... yo.
Vincent: What is that sound?
Jarrod: Thats just my mad slap for your car yo
Vincent: Ohhh I understand nowwwww. May you turn it up louder please? I wanna be fucked in my ear pussy.
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An Irish variation of the strikeout. You take a huge bong rip and immediately do an Irish Car Bomb, then exhale the bong rip.
Dude, Brain just did the sickest Irish Car Bong!
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a term used by females when a simp opens the door for a woman in a car.
simp: *opens car door*
girl: *gets in*
also girl: "do guys still open car doors?"
If you are ever in a bad situation, use this line to avoid danger. It will get save you from getting your ass kicked!
Scotty: Soccer (football) hooligans
Cooper: Hey this isn't where i parked my car!
Hooligan: Oi! Who the bloody hell are you?. This is a private members bar, exclusively for the supporters of the of the shittest football team in the world (Manchester United). Now please... enlighten me... WHO THE FUCK ARE YA?
Cooper: That is a good question and... Scotty...
Scotty: We are the Manchester United fan club from Ohio
Hooligan: If you're Manchester United supporters, sing the Manchester United song
Scotty: Excuse me i'm sorry, i'm not much of a singer
Hooligan: *smashes bottle as a threat* SING!
Scotty: My Baby takes the morning train, he works from 9 to 5 and then, he takes another home again to find me watching the Manchester United FOOTBALL TEAM! (slaps hooligan on chest in excitement) eh?. The best (but shittest) freaking team in all the land Woohoo!
Cooper: *Smiles and approves*
Hooligan: Pretty good... PRETTY DAMN GOOD LADS!
Hooligans: YEAH!
Scotty and Cooper have proved they are manchester united fans after all.
As you can see Cooper used This isn't where i parked my car early on, but we all know the hooligans just wanted to hear scotty sing... coopers this isn't where i parked my car was good enough on its own!
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A classic quote from Daffy Duck, a dog named Parappa has no mercy and just repeats their line despite being in pain
Daffy: I thlammed my penith in the car door
Parappa: YOU slammed your PENIS in the car door
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A phrase commonly used to get out of an awkward situation.
Cooper walks in on drakes mom, cooper says this isnt where i parked my car.
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to unintentionally get knocked up or knock up someone else, leaving you with two courses of action: Call a professional, or use a coat hanger.
Guy 1: "So what's up with you and your fuck buddy?"
Guy 2: "Oh man, we have a problem."
Guy 1: "Dude, did you lock your keys in your car?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, out in the high school parking lot."
Guy 1: "Well at least you know your options."
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