Any politician who has spent a majority of their life in office.
MItch McConnell is a swamp monster
Swamp Monster: a highly opinionated, if not downright self-righteous partisan hack that thrives on verbally abusing other people in order to amuse themselves and other partisan hacks.
Ann Coulter recently asked North Korea to nuke Seattle, confirming once and for all, that she is just another swamp monster.
The neglect of bathing; specifically washing or shaving your genetalia, so when your genitals are visible they resemble a putrid swamp monster.
"I dont think I will be going on dates with Tyler anymore... when we were about to have sex he pulled out a Swamp Monster"
A (often excruciatingly large) dump left in the toilet, unflushed, for the next bathroom user to find.
I left a swamp monster just for you
A girl who dyes her whole head vibrant pastels and dresses like a hoochie mama
Look at how vibrant and slutty carry is dressed she looks like a monster high doll
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