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A mother who is willing to do anything for her children and their success.
Johns mom made him new basketball shoes so he could play in the championship game. She really is the perfect mother!
Something you yell out when your team is losing or you have to pay a expensive bill.
John- Mother of Jesus Christ i can't believe the Patriots are losing to the Raiders
Me- I guess the patriots just suck
What I call homo-sapiens who have cystic lesions.
Person 1: Do you have a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a "Father And Mothers Infections Around (Mafia)".
An emotionally cold, callous mother who consequently psychologically destroys her children, thereby ruining their lives. Analogous with 'refrigerator mother'.
You were sexually abused? I wish! Sounds heavenly to me. I suffered far worse. I survived a fucker mother.
Freaking out on someone in a motherly way.
"The driver next to me was texting while she was driving and I rolled down my window and totally started mother wiggin' on her."
Code for when you dont have anything to do on a saturday night, so you go to the local strip club with your friends.
when the man from out of town asked everyone what was going on that saturday night, i told him i was going to be having Tea with Mother.
A typical answer a mother gives so she doesn't hurt anyone's feelings
When asked who her favorite Child was she gave the mother answer. That she loved all her kids equally and had no favorite but everyone knows she was lieing.