crud mud

In a bad position.

You're in some crud mud right now.

California Mud

Soy sauce mixed with Wasabi. A sort of improvised dipping sauce popular among some American sushi lovers.

In California, some sushi lovers will mix the dollop of wasabi given to them with the soy sauce in the dipping dish. This is never done in Japan. If a Japanese person likes wasabi on their sushi, they will place a small piece directly on the sushi, but Americans who like wasabi will just put it in the soy sauce to evenly distribute it when they dip the sushi. Making "California Mud" is not considered rude inside Japan, but it will raise a few eyebrows since sushi has a "proper" way to be eaten.

Mudding the shower

Smearing shit all over the walls of the shower.

Dude had a tankless toilet so instead of an upper decker, I resorted to mudding the shower.

Michigan mud bath

A Michigan Mud Bath is when you pay a stripper named Bernice at the Henry the VIII strip club in Inkster, Michigan 3 Adderall, 2 Vicodin, and $17 in loose change to squat over your lap and shit on your dick 5 minutes into a lap dance.

Gee Willikers dad, I didn't know mom gave you a Michigan Mud Bath when you guys first met

Mud flap tap

A process when two males hold there penis and swing there balls back and forth causing them to tap

Me and my friend was in the gym and we celebrated with a mud flap tap

Mud lake

The aftermath of shitting during or immediately following a rimjob.

Michelle left a mud lake on Toms bed while he was rimming her.

The mud lake was a nice relief after the rimjob Mike gave me.

Mud Flapped

Mud Flapped. The female version of getting tea bagged in a video game after you get killed. The act of squatting up and down on a players head after killing them to show your dominance.

After I was killed in my game she mud flapped me to establish her dominance and let me know I am trash.