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Notorious big:I'm above ya cus you a sweet bitch a crazy crab that might make my dick itch,n*ggas wanna know how I live the mac life,making money smoking Mike's like crack pipes
Me:*amazed at him spitting bars but confused why biggie smokes Mike's
A beautiful girl/boy that has dark hair and loves people (and sometimes not).
Befriending a bar would be the best decision in your life
"My best friends name is bar"
Bar is to be a lover and at the same time an impressive pussy licker. Bar is not just a word with 3 letters, Bar is personality itself. Is to care about someone you love eventhough shes not want to fuck with you.
He was such a perfect bar yesterday, he was so
. loving and caring after we finished
Bar is incredibly sexy, every girl wants him and every man wants to be him.
His presence makes every straight man to munch on his feces and drink his yellow piss.
My goal in life is to one day have him acknowledge my being.
Some legends claim, that his penis is so large, that it has it's own magnetic pull, his penis requires so much blood to operate, that he needs to drink fresh human blood everyday just to get an erection!
His gigantic nuts are so large, that one ejaculation can fill a whole Olympic swimming pool.
"The giant Horse Cock weighs over 11 pounds"
Eyal: Bruh that's nothing! Bar's cock makes the Horse Cock look like a fucking atom
Bar: yes very large penis i have yaaaaaassss