cross your fingers

Something you do when hoping for a favorable outcome. You want luck on your side.

"Cross your fingers that you picked the right numbers for the lottery."

pull your trigger

Stick a finger down your throat and make yourself puke. Mostly done when drunk and feeling like shit.

I was so fucked up last night, I had to pull my trigger before I drove home.

pulling your pisser

When someone is having you on, having a joke, having a laugh, having a giggle.

Geezus: I killed your dog

Hagrid: omg really I'm so upset

Geezus: I'm just pulling your pisser

Handle Your Scandal

To take care of business! Whether it's regular day to day stuff, current beef you have with anyone (or if you're the mediator in friend drama), or unfortunate mishaps in life... YOU JUST GOTTA HANDLE THAT SHIT!

Paul: "Ay, is everything good witchu and what's her name?
Joe: "Nah, man she all in my ear about some dumb shit rn. I need to set her straight!"
Paul: "Oh aight, Handle Your Scandal bruh!

stubbing your toe

Inexplicable pain beyond fucking measure. Unimaginable aching. Worse than giving birth to a porcupine.

1. I stubbed my toe on the wall FFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK

2. Stubbing your toe is like getting a blowjob with teeth from satan

Your Boy Blue

A begging for donations, weed money/bad father that is the definition of a jeffalo/juffalo/juaggahoe/juggahomo. A real burden on society and his family and friends. The creepy drunken uncle of the ICP fanbase

Yo what up it’s your boy blue up on here

pause your game

To tell someone to stop talking or to stop someone from progressing with a certain course of action.

1. Daddy! Pause your game!
2. Baby, pause your game for a minute and go hit on someone else.