Mother Sigma

Works as a substitute for mother fucker but is seen as more volatile and should only be used when wanting to hurt someone's feelings to the fullest extent, seen as great disrespect when used and definitely shouldn't be used in your day-to-day life

Jake: Bro I hate you mother sigma
Everyone else: Gasps at such a cruel expression

I don’t like maid hugging my mother too.

I don’t like maid hugging my mother too.

I don’t like maid hugging my mother too.

mother chicken

slang for someone who works in a scam/call center

i just got called by a mother chicken

Mother tax

The option to eat any unattended food left by family.

A portion of food that must be given to the mother on request.

I’ll have some of that please - Mother tax.

Mother Dearest

A women named Keith padiddle donk.

kid: hello Mother Dearest
Keith: HEllo mey small child

Clown shoe mother fucker

Wanna be bass tournament angler that has a jersey full of sponsors giving him a 10% discount. Also has a wrapped truck and not that he paid for himself.

look at that clown shoe mother fucker at the fruit jar wearing a jersey.

Ur brother a mother

it was made from ur mom gay deep in Japan and forged to make the strongest comeback of all tim

Dan:Ur mom gay
Carl:No u
Dan:Ur granny a tranny
Carl:Ur brother a mother
*the whole Milky Way collapse*