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The third week of November is the time to steal a friends hat so get ready to pull some jokes. Make sure to give the hat back though.
I can't wait for National steal a hat week!
Every Friday of the week you can wear a hard hat. They are usually yellow and used in construction.
Dude it’s hard hat Friday, why are you not wearing yours?
The dangerous condition when the penis become gangreen. All likelyhood is that it will need to be amputated! bad times!
Oh bugger i wish i went to the doctor i now have a ''percy green hat''
The act of wearing two hats to keep head extra dry.
You better be double-hatting today, it’s raining hard outside!
an alternate name for a condom
Hey Matthew, do you have a doing hat I can borrow for the evening
to lose a bet
and have to pay up,
by eating your hat
"ah, bitch, you said if obama wins you would eat your hat.
c'mon now. i give ya some salt and ketchup too. start ta
chompin, Billy Bob"
"if the 76'ers don't make the playoffs, you'll eat your hat and gimme a hundred dollah against a twomp?. I take that bet, nigga."
"U said if Romney loses u would eat your hat, burn the kkk robes, register green party, and party w/the poofters in San Fran on New's Eve. It's midnite, Buford. bend over and take it like the red state bitch that you are. yee haww"
When a male has a piss, whilst scratching his balls and blowing his nose at the same time.
I’m so manly, I can complete a “Hairy Hat- trick” without pissing on the floor. Hairy Hat-trick