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April 18, 2018. just stop. -ali
National Stop Making Stupid National Days Day - it’s getting out of control
how to make your friend shut the hell up
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To ob cure financial means utilizing women of prostitution. I.e. being a pimp
Morris is a well established playa "he make a that funny money on dat playboy bunny"
"make that funny money on dat playboy bunny"
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1. When a crazy old person(a grandparent, mostly grandfathers) says this they take their belts off and threaten to hit you with it. Because you did something wrong or are being a pain in the ass.
2. The cartoon Boondocks on as there is a Grand father character ti the two kids Riley and Huey. He always threatens them and others(like the pimp in one show) with this line. He then continues to whoopthem like Indiana Jones
Child: Hey grandpa...*asks a million questions*
Grandpa: Shush yo mouth!
Child: *Keeps asking questions*
Grandpa: Don't make me take off my belt!
Child: *Shuts up instantly*
Grandpa: Good...now rub my feet or I'll whoop yo ass!
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Kick the stress away and go for your dreams
"I am nervous about my presentation. Maybe i'm not good enough! it's my deepest want in the world to succeed with this, but i'm afraid i won't be what they want."
" yeah... well why don't you just go bop that chicken on the head and go ahead and make the doughnut."
"....o..k. i will!"
Another way of saying "if life gives you lemons, make lemonade;" however, it not only emphasizes (1) badass skills, (2) proper resource use, and even (3)approval, it also associates or blames it on a divide entity!
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Evelyn: Omg! How in the world are you balancing on a ball, juggling ten pins, and playing guitar?
Skillful Dude: It's simple, when God gives you lemons, make lemonade.
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A Somalian Refugee: Ok, how the hell are we going to survive with only a knife, a horse, and a loaf of bread?
Another Somalian Refuge: When God gives you lemons, make lemonade.
3
Straight guy: WTF dude!? I can't believe you brought me to a gay bar. Are you homo?
Questionable Orientation Guy: Dude, chill down. When God gives you lemons, make lemonade!
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A word of engrish. It comes from the All your base are belong to us craze.
Commonly coming after "What you say ??", this line is a sign that they will be dooomed.
"Take off every 'ZIG'" is the next line.
What you say ?? I'm going to make sure that you have no chance to survive, make your time !! Ha ha ha.
Take off every 'ZIG'
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