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When you spontaniously think of the answer to a troubling problem when standing under the shower, usually just before applying shampoo.
Hey dude, I was about to rinse of the soap this morning when I has a shower Epiphany! the answer just came to me, it’s 42!
Getting some in the shower with a dank guy
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A guy named shower rave.
My friend had a shower rave so i felt like I wanted to try it .
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Yeah she got with Shower rave hes Dank !
A thorough, slow, gentle, seductive, thoughtful stroke of your lover’s penis while in the shower. (Bar soap is optimal; however, shower gel is acceptable too.)
Tam gave Kev an amazing shower stroke.
The act of standing over someone and releasing diarrhea all over their chest and face. Similar to the Cleveland Steamer, however the giver has diarrhea instead of solid stool.
"Did you see what Chris did last night!? He stood over Laura and unleashed an unholy Mexican Shower. He must have eaten corn yesterday. It was epic!"
When you lose the Reasor Cup, and shower with the Salmon while wearing sunglasses.
Jose took a Mexican shower in the creek.
A form of bathing.
Why someone might take a shower:
1. They're visibly dirty
2. Decontamination after exposure to hazardous substances (chemicals🧪, IV chemo drugs💉, radiation ☢️, and biohazards☣️)
3. Temperature regulation (warming up if cold, or cooling down if hot)
4. They've been participating in outdoor activities (yard work or sports)
5. Calming down if stressed
6. Drowning out the sounds of crying if sad
7. Masturbate
8. Fuck
Things people do after a shower:
1. Dry off
2. Get dressed or put on pajamas depending on what time of day it is
3. Get ready for work
4. Go to bed
5. Fuck some more
6. Apply topical medications (ointments, creams, lotions, sprays, gels, foams, liniments, oils, transdermal patches)
7. Eat something
8. Put on makeup
9. Use a hairdryer
10. Shave
11. Brush teeth
12. Brush hair
Man, my hair is greasy, so I need to take a shower.
A shower is a place where people go to refresh themselves, although some people are too lazy to get off their fat ass and go take a shower. Seriously, get in the shower.
Joseph: I never take showers because I am a lazy shit!