No smoke, no shade, no salt.

Coined by Bay Area website thesaucerus.com in 2017. Means I'm not trying to insult, talk bad about, nor am I mad about something; I'm just saying.

You're on the phone with G and have said ok 9 times. You've said goodbye 6 times. You're trying to hang up, but they keep talking. "Damn G, I said I gotta go! You talk too much man. No smoke, no shade, no salt. but for real though."

smoke run

When you drive around in your car with some friends, usually in a neighborhood while smoking weed.

I loved the scene in Dazed and Confused when those kids were fucking up mailboxes during their smoke run.

You want to go for a motherfuckin smoke run after this beer?

Smoked Coochie

When you vape and blow every last bit of the puff into a girls coochie. It only works when the male and female feel a sense of pleasure and is so powerful, the bitch needs to take a pregnancy test ASAP.

"Whatd you have for dinner?"
"Smoked coochie."
"Was it good?"
"Hell yeah!"

smoke my bowl

The act of sucking a phat dick while the guy is in handstand position and the dick sucker is standing, sucking the phat dick, while also lighting the reciever's butthole hairs on fire. Resembling smoking a heady glass pipe.

Hey Daddy I really wanna smoke your bowl.

OMG! did u hear Sally smoked Dev's bowl last night?? What a baddie!

Hope your bowl is packed phat, I have deep lungs and can hit that all night baby

She said she would smoke my bowl if the dodger won, fucking dodgers!

the gandalf smoke

when you smoke a joint handsfree. everything you would normally do, you do without your hands. only real og‘s smoke like this.

„ey yo bro you smokin‘ the gandalf smoke?“ „hell yeah bro“

Smoke Machine

When you vape a Juul, Vape pen, or another similar device out of your Girlfriend's asshole whilst eating her out, and blow the vapor into her vagina. When she orgasms, she will then proceed to blow the vapor out of her vagina, similar to the likes of a Smoke Machine.

Dude, I burned my girlfriend's asshole last night doing the smoke machine. She is super pissed at me.

Smoking vowels

1. To describe someone who is doing tricks with the smoke from any nicotine device, usually a hookah
2. To describe someone who is getting really high from any nicotine device

Derived from a scene from the original Alice in Wonderland where the blue caterpillar is seen creating vowels from the smoke from his hookah

Dude that smoke ring was sick! You for real smoking vowels over there.