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when you jaywalk naked in front of a family of five with their newborn child
bystander 1: aw hell naw old man jankins be doin the lil j special, cant go 1 minute without sum shit going on in detroit
bystander 2: the fuck
When a woman urinates into a glass then the male blows his load into the same glass. One of the two drink it and then go back and forth swapping the urine filled semen into the others mouth. Then to finish the males spits the finished product into the females rectum.
My man gave me a nice Shelton special last night.
After taking a solid, log-like shit, you stand up and ejaculate on the log in a zig-zag pattern like ketchup on hotdogs at a baseball game.
I put so much effort into dropping that deuce that I wanted to finish it off with a Ballpark Special
A breakfast combination made up of the following: 2 eggs any style, side of grits, side of bacon or sausage, 2 pieces of toast or a biscuit, 1 pitcher light beer, preferably Miller High Life or PBR.
I was down at the local pub this morning and there was a crusty old guy in there ordering a Painter's Special. I looked at him and said "nice call".
A Blumpkin completed in an out house.
I was taking a shit in the outhouse off of hole 13 when the beer cart girl came in and gave me a McGregor Special.
The "Onii Chan Special" is where you find someone with a little girl appearance and nut so hard you destroy their arteries
Person 1: Omg did you hear that rob did the Onii Chan Special to Jessica
Person 2: Yes bro I did
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