When you Masturbait into meatloaf the fart in the meatloaf then top it off with pubes or hair from your ass
I will give you the Mikey Meatloaf Special
A mediocre hand job for $1200.
I got The Yake special last night .
Deterring accountability by flipping the situation onto someone else
I had caught my friend lying and instead of showing accountability, they pulled a Camille special and told me I made them lie.
When you nut in a bitch then eat her out
Oh no you’re gonna get pregnant. Just hit the Rington Special!
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When a girl takes such a smelly poop that it stinks up a whole mansion.
Ewww megan plopped the dirk special!!!!!
Fucking your girl on the counter. found in “Both” ft. Drake by Gucci Mane.
“Did you get it last night”
“Hell yeah, I gave her the East Atlanta Special”
While performing the rusty trombone, the scrotum goes on the upper deck, like they're zyn pouches.
Got surprised with Eddie's special last night.
This dirty biracial hooker put my nuts in her mouth and then in her upper lip while giving me the rusty trombone.
Now she wants to charge me for them, saying the first one is always free.