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It fucking means that you're dressed like a divorced dad, you're probably gay btw
Guy 1: you look like a divorced dad
Guy 2: what's that supposed to mean asshole
Guy 1: ur gay
Guy 2: *makes out with guy 1*
A person that give you the fattest fucking dump truck in the world and also the biggest dick.
A male who regularly spends his family's weekly budget on weekend nose bags rather than sustaining his own family or paying child support. Very rarely appears to have any money and will plead poverty on any day of the week except Friday. An emotional abuser who can often be heard complaining about how nobody loves him. Is also allergic to cats, but only on Mondays and Tuesdays. Masturbates profusely when left unattended for five minutes.
"Why aren't we going on holiday again this year Mom? Well unfortunately when I was younger I married a Bag Dad"
ah one of my beloved best friend. they are so amazing and cool. anyone would wish to be them. the most comforting and sweetest person ever. they are someone truly i would know how to live without. they deserve everything great and are always trying their hardest and doing the best. everyone should be so proud of them. i love you so much ur so epic dad B)
i had a bad day today but just talking to charlie my dad made my day 10382929 times better 😋🤲
(n.)-one who is both mom and and dad of the friend group
Ex. The mom-dad loved football and asked for an ice-cold beer, and made sure everyone was happy for the rest of the game.
(n.)- A friend who is both the mom and dad of the friend group; someone who resembles both motherly and fatherly like features
The Mom-Dad loved football and made sure her friends still had a good time.
DS: Hey Lola?
Lola: Yeah?
DS: Are you the Mom friend of the group?
Lola: No, I’m the Mom-Dad friend of the group, Football!!!