Rural Dictionary

Super Best Friend

A level above best friends. Your willing to do anything for this friend. No matter how humiliating or painful the task, if its to help them out then you will.

Kyle: Stan your my super best friend.
Stan: Your my super best friend too Kyle.

by InsomniaticFrenchToaster October 25, 2009

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When a girl is going to give a guy head soon he masturbates a whole bunch without her knowledge. Then when she gives him head he's already ready to cum and cums in 5 seconds with the force of a super soaker water gun to her stunned surprise.

Guy 1: "Did Shelly come upstairs with you last night after your date?"

Guy 2: "Yeah. I gave her the super soaker surprise."

Guy 1: "Man you're a douchebag lol"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 25, 2010

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going super sayian

1) a refernce to dragon ball Z in which a person implies that they are about to tear up shit or enter the state of the superhuman

He was really pissing me off so i started going super sayian on his ass and crippled him

by Rush sigmachase December 11, 2010

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super soak that hoe

When you let off a "load" in the girls face

(i.e. I super soaked that hoe and her friend last night)

Im gonna super soak that hoe tonight

by billybobta January 11, 2008

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Neopolitan Super Glazing

When a man procedes to use the method of Rusty Toolshed while a woman is on her period. The woman then pushes the mixture out into a cup, where a man mastubates until he busts into the mixture. The now completed mixture is then poured into the man's anus with the aid of a funnel, and is then excreted ino the woman's mouth. She is then punched in the face while simultaneously swallowing, causing the mixture to squirt out of her nose. The man now laughs at his creation, his lover now covered in bubbly jizzblood, liquified shit, and nasal mucus.

Example 1:

Guy 1: Hey Dude, best night ever last night! Gave my bitch a Neopolitan Super Glazing!
Guy 2: What the fuck is that?
Guy 1: Here's a Picture
(Shows Picture)
Guy 2: Holy Shit! That's Fucking Sick!
Guy 1: Yeah It is my greatest masterpeice! Tasted fucking great to!

Example 2:

I gave my girlfriend such an amazing Neopolitan Super Glasing last week, her nostrils are still burning and she got fired because of her stench. Her boss said her smell reminded him of one night he had in a taxi rank when he was drunk.