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The five nights at Freddy's movie is coming out the same time as 1989 TV
1: Yo tomorrow is five nights at taylors
2:Tf Is that
1: the FNaF movie and 1989 TV both come out tomorrow
2: damn
A small group of people who make similar music to Taylor Swift’s. Like Olivia Rodrigo, Conan Gray, and possibly Shawn Mendes
Person #1: What’s your playlist like?
Person #2: I only listen to Taylor’s children!!!
A cur-ball head looking ass poor excuse of an NBA bitch ass head coach for the Memphis lame ass grizzlies
This motherfucker thinks he's a great head coach and can't beat golden state without his fuckin psychotic looney ass player ja Morant
And worst of all he doesn't even fuckin know what the rules are she gets technicals almost every night
Grizzlies organization please fire this fake bitch ass fool Taylor Jenkins ❤️X
Taylor Jenkins; (gets hired as a fucking coach) alright man we're letting that escaped mental patient ja Morant lead the team
Ja Morant; (Posses noise)
Team: (gets scared and let's ja Morant do everything)
Taylor Jenkins: hell yeah I'm the best
-Weeks later -
No ja Morant
Team: tries to play together
Taylor Jenkins:; shit shit shit my mutant is hurt (tries blaming others and eventually runs out of excuses )
The end
The point at which you are just drunk enough that Taylor Swift songs become tolerable.
"Hey Lynnsey, let's get Taylor Swifty tonight! I'll wear a t shirt. You wear a short skirt."
Taylor Blum is a very hot and smart person who is loyal and is an amazing wife to Aiden Lollis
The most beautiful girl on this planet, and forever will be.
Taylor Julien is the best gf you could ever ask for <3
When a girl is around 10 hot and about a 1 or 2 crazy near "unicorn level", but the her vagina cannot be compared to anything other than Spongebob's bad breath episode.
"Yeah that girl was bangin, but she got Taylor's wreak bad man."
or
"I took this chick home from the bar and she had such bad Taylor's wreak the smell wouldn't wash out of the sheets."