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A fictional sexually transmitted disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.
You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?
It’s Russian Roulette with six bullets instead of one.
I invited some old friends over for Texas Roulette and insisted that I went last. Then I skipped my turn and left alive.
The act of lathering your fist in Texas pete hot sauce then proceeding to fist your ol lady after she acted up.
The bitch came at me again last night with her bullshit so I gave her the old Texas Sneaky Pete after foreplay.
A sexual act in which menstrual blood,feces,and semen are mixed into one and then blasted up the female's anus
Conner:Hey Gertrude I wanna try doing Texas Salsa
Gertrude: OMG I've always wanted to have a disgusting mixture blasted up my ass
Someone does a cartwheel, with alcohol on a belt that is fed to your mouth-TLB
Last night Kyle did 20 Texas cartwheels
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