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A drugdealing mother
Yeah we're gonnna find a dimebag lady and get high
The flavor and taste of wine drunk from a bottle that has been used by a woman to masturbate.
This Pinot has notes of Cherry, leather and a lovely musky overtone of French Lady’s Nose. Merci Monique!
How can we know what you've done,
If we can't even do what we are meant to hun,
If it was meant to be,
I wouldn't be heading out to sea!
Once twice three times you're ladies for shame on giving females a bad name.
A word used to describe an old stale smell. Particularly if someone else thinks it is a good smell.
Sharon puts on this rose water and thinks she smells great all day long, but really she just smells like old lady tuppa powder.
Where you take in the spagett in through a double ended dildo with another person
person one: hey man was she kinky?
person two: uhhh yeah you could say that... she wanted to do a Reverse Lady and Tramp
person one: what the fuck is that?
A Catholic high school in Preston that is filled to the brim with the two N's (Nonces and Narcs) it's staff is likely under trained it is hell on earth if you were thinking of going how about instead shoving a ten foot tall spike up your arse until it bursts out of your head my head of year started shipping me with some boys (even tho I'm a lesbian) and they clearly don't know how to treat children you can never take off your jumper (even after school(I am not even kidding they wait outside Paris and shops and stuff and watch you so you have to keep it on it doesn't matter how hot it is)) unless summer uniform is called this is the worst school I could think of. Another thing about this school is you get referred for showing any emotion e.g I got referred for crying once they are well strict on gum and chewing gum I hate it there so if you're thinking of going please for your safety and mental stability please just don't go there
Jacob: why tf do you still have your school jumper on its 30°c
Anna: I go to Our Lady's Catholic High School (OLCHS) so the teachers are waiting outside the park and watching us so I can't break any of the school rules including the strict uniform policy
Jacob: that's bullshit they can't do that. What about human rights.
Anna: they don't fucking care they also take away freedom of speech so yeah
Jacob: that has to be illegal
A girly girl with muscles.
She'd rather get her hair and nails done than go to the gym.
She's a glamor girl with guns.
She was born with biceps.
She can't get rid of her muscles no matter how hard she tries.
Lady diesel looks like Angela Bassett.
Serena Williams is a lady diesel. She loves fashion and hates her muscles.