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Saint Joseph's University

It's a private school that costs a little more than public school. If you got rejected from every halfway decent private and public school in the North and you're one step away from calling Devry, then this may the school for you. The kids who go there are like to pretend that St. Joseph's isn't a total embarrassment, and hope that people will confuse it with other area name brand schools like Temple or The University of Pennsylvania. Basically a last-ditch safety school for lower-middle to middle class white kids who chose this over junior college. The parties are lame and all the girls who go there carry fake designer handbags that they think don't look totally fake. The kids root for their basketball team as they play against other sucky private schools, but in general, there are no decent sports teams. This is not a good school for academics. Leave Pennsylvania and nobody's heard of it.

Ho with the fake Chanel earrings was trying to get us to think she went to University of Pennsylvania when she really goes to Saint Joseph's University.

by Mims22 September 08, 2007


crazy go nuts university

The University Of Strong Bad. Members are Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat. Golf club team led by Coach Z. Actual applications not accepted.

The Crazy Go Nuts University Dumples beat Pile of Electronics State 1-0.

by Wyatt March 20, 2004


LUE (Life, the Universe, and Everything)

A popular GameFAQs message board

I need another 69 more karma points before I can access LUE

by Randy March 11, 2003


San Diego State University

Yeah, there is some learning here. Learning how to correctly roll a blunt with a page of your SDSU transcript. Once you realize you've woken up on too many crap-crusted toilets with other frat boys, gotten laid by one to many androgenous TJ hookers and forgot to go to enough classes to pass, then you notice you're still a freshman in what should be your graduating year, and still trying to cheat off a quiet mexican/asian/white hybrid student who is ashamed to be in class with the guy that smells like puke and Jamison and has a permanent boner from the first day of Fall 2001 semester. There are some cool creative writing classes though, and if you want, SDSU has lecture halls big enough to get head in the back from any number of quiet mail-order bride looking OC cuties who like whoring on Daddy's money.

SDSU, SD, Aztecs, San Diego State University, San Diego State

by Daniel SC September 15, 2006


Case Western Reserve University

Case Western Reserve University is a school where you can have a great 4 years if you want to, or a painful four years if you only dwell on how it doesn't compare to your stereotypical college.

I had a great time at case, graduated in four years, and ended up with a high paying job (even though the career center is somewhat lacking). I also made the most of my time in college, I played sports, joined a fraternity, got involved with a couple clubs, and got to know as many people as I could. Sure there was a lot of work, and that definately got my down at times, but if you don't want an academically challenging school, then you shouldn't go to case.

So, to all the freshmen who have posted "definitions" of Case on here, the school is only what you make of it, so make the best of it!

Damn do I miss all those hot Case Western Reserve University girls!

by 2004 graduate February 16, 2005


Ateneo de Manila University

Top University in the Philippines in the year 2008.

Located along Katipunan and is beside two other universities: Miriam College and University of the Philippines.

Ateneo de Manila University is where I hatch my secret plans.

Ateneo de Manila University is where ATE ALMA works as a photocopier.

by Aga pito March 09, 2009


Cambridge University of Neutron Technology

A really funny fake university. See also Sam Houston Institute of Technology.

I went to Cambridge University of Neutron Technology and I still remember the day I graduated from CUNT University.

by Andrew June 17, 2006