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Blue balls pressed against glass
After fingering three girls, Jake pressed his blue balls against the sliding glass door, creating blue cookies...YUMMMMY!!
“My boy just smoked a bunch of cookie wood(s) before the game.”
Extremely hard , past expiration date ,
Cookie dough bought as a fundraiser delivered by Elizabeth Adams
If you order cookie dough expect it to be be petrified cookie dough before Elizabeth delivers it.
What you get when it finally arrives after you ordered from a fundraiser from your cousin.
Why the hell am I getting petrified cookie dough , you should of delivered this shit 8 months ago.
When to guys preform a circle jerk and who ever cums last has to eat the cum
cookie
I won a game of chocolate chip cookie with white frosting yesterday.
Cookie is so cute CoOkIe Is So CuTe COOKIE IS SO CUTTETTETETETETETETETEETTETETE
Halp
Cookie is so cuteeee.I love you cookie Idc if I'm annoying 😋😋😋😋😋😼❤🙃🍑😼🍑💔💀🙄💀🙄❤✨🍑⚠🙏⚠💲💲⚠💲🍑😏❤😂🍑 omg help
Cookie is such a cute dog so try not.to die of cuteness
A female dog
Cookie da dog is so cute I want to squish her and hug her heleppelepelel
A colloquialism to refer to lofthouse cookies or those really soft sugar cookies you can buy from the bakery section at the grocery store. Called such because they're not that good, but you end up eating them fast as hell like crack.
"Hey. I picked up some crack cookies from Food Lion. You want some?"
"Fuck Yeah I love crack cookies"