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In the sport of Disc Golf, any putt that hits the top band.

On yellow banded baskets this action produces a loud "Eeeeeee" sound which is followed by the crowd going "Awwwww". Originated in Gulley Park, Arkansas.

This led to a betting game (side bet) in which players keep track of "donkeys". The first person to hit the band with a putt gets a "d", the next to hit the band hits the "o" and so on until donkey is spelled...then..every "donkey" after that pays!
You hit a "donkey" and you pay everyone on your card.

"Nice donkey, pay up sucka."

"If that putt hadn't of hit that branch, we would've never heard that beautiful donkey"

Sometimes heard from several cards away...
"DonnKaayyyyyyyyy!!!"

The Donkey/Bailey game is played on the National Tour

by Flyin_G <threw first donkey January 11, 2012


donkey

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by disguisedgal June 12, 2022


Donkey

Donkey is a human with 6 toes and eats Pringles in their barn.

Wow that man looks like a donkey

by Spongeguy4 November 30, 2019


Donkey

Another way to call someone an idiot.

A donkey will always be a donkey, whatever you do would be pointless if you want to turn it into a horse.

by anon ass May 23, 2022


donkey

An expert on ogre philosophy.

Ogre: Ogre's have layers like an onion
Donkey: You know what else has layers
Donkey: Cake

by Taco-Puncher5,678 January 26, 2017


Donkey

A not so good looking & slutty gal you might target at bar closing time or date/screw when you are desperate.

Dude, did you see the donkey that Patrick took home last night?

by Stewie374 March 22, 2016


DONKEY

Shreks best friend who loves waffles and is in love with a damn dragon

Donkey is a waffle lovin and dragon lovin animal

by Sp3ct0r_N0v4 April 23, 2021