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Mallory is soft,
A sort of soft that sends my soul aloft.
Looks that stun me every time she is near
Lover that if it were to disappear
Or break my heart, there’d be many a tear
Right by your side is where I long to be.
You are the world to me.
Hay Mallory Golden I doubt you’ll see this but it’s probably for the best.
“Comunra the country poet”
The same as a Milk Kilt, but the two participants are your wife and sister-in-law.
"Bro, I heard you got a Milk Kilt the other night! ""Naw, it was a Golden Milk Kilt, it was my wife and sister-in-law."
Captain of the chief of police, rat head looking goof
He claims he doesn’t like police but is with Golden Boydem promotions, it’s very confusing
The 'seal' when one is drinking copious amounts.
Similar to 'breaking the seal'
Have you broken the golden belt yet?
Yeah I've been pissing like a racehorse
People say golden creme are the best donuts in marin
Well, I tried to make it Sunday, but I got so damn depressed
That I set my sights on Monday and I got myself undressed
I ain't ready for the altar but I do agree there's times
When a woman sure can be a friend of mine
Well, I keep on thinkin' 'bout you
Sister Golden Hair surprise
And I just can't live without you
Can't you see it in my eyes?
I've been one poor correspondent
And I've been too, too hard to find
But it doesn't mean you ain't been on my mind
Will you meet me in the middle?
Will you meet me in the air?
Will you love me just a little?
Just enough to show you care?
Well, I tried to fake it
I don't mind sayin', I just can't make it
Well, I keep on thinkin' 'bout you
Sister Golden Hair surprise
And I just can't live without you
Can't you see it in my eyes?
Now I've been one poor correspondent
And I've been too, too hard to find
But it doesn't mean you ain't been on my mind
Will you meet me in the middle?
Will you meet me in the air?
Will you love me just a little?
Just enough to show you care?
Well, I tried to fake it
I don't mind sayin', I just can't make it
When a someone drinks carrot juice and then pisses on somebody in a sexual manner.
Why did you come here? Why did you look up golden carrot?