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Shawn Michael Roberts is a Douche .... nuff said
Shawn Michael Roberts...... nah hes just a Douche
Did you know, Justin Michael Malachinski is a racist.
Derived from the cartoon Blinky Bill. Blinky's have a body build with the stunning resemblance to E.T, dyed blond hair, the body language of a confused gay squirrel.
He enjoys being with his gf n doing other lame activities because he is a proud WOM. Blinky has no hair style even after the expensive extremely gay dyeing of his hair and use of a pink hair dryer. Blinkys like watching stupid dating shows on MTV and are always the first onto bandwagon in music and fashon. Blinkys are fluent in the languag of druek and nuerk. e.g "hav u seen druek black?" or "man druek that furking nuerk"
"hey mate u seen Michael Blinky Waters?, nah i think he with steph....WOMMMM!"
"hey where mike? oh blinkys blow drying his hair"
"blinky needs to get ready, giv him another hour. ok"
The term “Hop on Michael’s Zombies” is a way of asking a person if they want to partake in having rough sloppy anal sex, and sloppy messy blowjobs.
Person 1: Hey wanna Hop on Michael’s Zombies.
Person 2: Hell yeah bro
2👍 1👎
Long form codename for the exclamation “FML” (fuck my life).
Normally used by lower echelon employees, particularly military personnel when confronted with adverse working conditions and the potential for far worse working conditions if complaints or grievances are heard.
“The quartermaster said we needed to clean all the weapons in the vault before we go on leave...Frank Michael Lawrence!”
When a dorky guy is able to hook up with a girl out of his league due to her getting obscenely drunk and desperate. Usually involves her dancing awkwardly or other forms of self-embarrassment.
It took a few shots and Neil Diamond on the jukebox, but the lame birthday party turned into a Michael's Game Night for the lucky lad.
The hottest teacher in some people's opinion
Mr. Michael Sobek is not even my teacher and he is so hot that I want him to pound me. My favorite part is his butt.