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On January 15th anyone of the age 12 or above has permission to murder any child they like 💕
“It’s national kill a child day! Let’s go stab Sophie and Jayden!
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Jimmy- hey you ready for tomorrow?
skyla- whats tomorrow?
jimmy- national masturbation day!
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National Nudes Day is celebrated on June 5th. This is the day when you should send a nude to a deserving guy/girl.
Hey it’s national nudes day so you should hmu with some fire pics.
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get with your boyfriend and have a nice time☺️oh and if you single... you’ll find that right person so put yourself out there.
ayy baby happy national couples day
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If you actually think this is real, get some help. THIS IS NOT A FREAKING HOLIDAY. RAPE RUINS LIVES.
Stay safe everyone.
Today is "National Rape Day" And I protected my friend from getting hurt!
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April 13th the day you give a guy a blow job and don't tell anyone
Yo adam it's national blowjob day
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A term of pride OR an insult, depending on your professional sports team allegiances.
1) The big chunk of land located east of New York that contains millions of heartbroken sports fans come October.
2) A collection of eternal losers who somehow keep the faith every season.
3) A collection of eternal losers in general.
1) It's good to live here in Red Sox Nation.
2) Red Sox Nation will keep their spirits up regardless of their bad fortune.
3) Those freaking idiots in Red Sox Nation need to get a life already and root for the Yankees.
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