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Condom. Trojan is a brand name for a condom as well.
When on a date with a dirty, skanky girl with tattoos, be sure to wear your Trojan War Helmet.
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An expression used to tell someone to get out of your face or suffer your rage.
You better fall back gang war!
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A massively multiplayer online simulation. Set in half scale Europe (so far only Belgium, Luxembourg, northern France, southern Netherlands, western Germany and south-eastern England have had towns and cities modelled in) in 1940, you can choose to play as Germany, England or France, in their respective Navy, Air Force, or Army.
Every piece of equipment is modelled historically and accurately, meaning no hitpoint vehicles (like in Battlefield 1942... throwing a nade at a Panzer IV doesn't do anything to it, other than alert the driver that you're there). As the campaign goes on, more vehicles are "researched" and introduced into the game whilst playing, such as the Crusader tanks and Spitfire Mk V for England, lend/lease vehicles for France such as the P-38 Lightning and Sherman tank, and the Panzer IVG and Focke-Wulf 190A for Germany.
Check http://www.wwiionline.com for more info
"Damn... I just got bounced by some Run09s in World War 2 Online"
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When you do a girl doggy style, pull her hair so she screams. Put your other hand over her mouth and cover and uncover her mouth with your hand. Thus, she sounds like an indian. AWAWAWAWAWAWA!
I made my girlfriend do the French Indian War Cry last night.
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The series of insults used by 12 year old normies who think they're cool. The war ends when either normie says no u UNLESS the other normie drops an uno reverse on their ass
Normie #1: you're mom gay wars right now u wont
Normie #2: fite me bro
Normie #1: you're mom gay
Normie #2: your dad lesbian
N1: your granny tranny
N2: your sister a mister
N1: your brother a mother
N2: your bro a homo
N1: your ancestors incestors
N2: your family tree LGBT
N1: your family reunion a homosexual communion
N2: shit
N2: no u
N1: hehe
N1: UNO MF REVERSE
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This is the Asgardian
refugee vessel Statesman.
We are under assault.
I repeat,
we are under assault.
The engines are dead,
life support failing.
Requesting aid
from any vessel within range.
We are 22 jump points
out of Asgard.
Our crew is made up
of Asgardian families.
We have
very few soldiers here.
This is not a warcraft.
I repeat,
this is not a warcraft.
Hear me and rejoice.
You have had the privilege
of being saved
by the Great Titan.
You may think
this is suffering.
No.
It is salvation.
Universal scales
tip toward balance
because of your sacrifice.
Smile.
For even in death,
you have become
Children of Thanos.
I know what it's like to lose.
To feel so desperately
that you're right...
yet to fail, nonetheless.
It's frightening.
Turns the legs to jelly.
But I ask you, to what end?
Dread it, run from it...
destiny arrives all the same.
And now, it's here.
Or should I say...
I am.
You talk too much.
The Tesseract.
Or your brother's head.
I assume you have
a preference.
Oh, I do.
Kill away.
All right, stop!
We don't have the Tesseract.
It was destroyed on Asgard.
You really are
the worst brother.
I assure you, brother...
the sun will shine
on us again.
Your optimism is misplaced,
Asgardian.
Well, for one thing,
I'm not Asgardian.
And for another...
we have a Hulk.
Let him have his fun.
Allfathers...
let the dark magic flow
through me one last...
time....
Person 1: This is the Asgardian
refugee vessel Statesman.
We are under assault.
I repeat,
we are under assault.
The engines are dead,
life support...
*7 hours later*
Person 2: Did I seriously just spend my entire day listening to the Avengers: Infinity War Script?
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masturbation, wanking, having one off the wrist
Tony was having a tug of war with cyclops.
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