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Panties after squirting at a friends house
I had a wet sock when my cousin’s friend entered the room
When you spread the sweet sweet asshole of your significant other and strictly use Frank's Red Hot Sauce as lubrication.
He used so much franks on me last night and gave me the spiciest red hot pink sock; not counting the yeast infection, i'm gonna be hurting for a week!
A turd that is made into a sock
Jill, your turd sock is aweasome!
Have a sexual orientation where one is sexually attracted to partners that only wear one sock.
As soon as I took off my shoes, the One Sock Sexual tried jumping my bones after seeing me with only one sock on.
When someone makes sure to put cannabis all the way down the zoot as opposed to putting a small amount of tobacco near the roach (aka “a baccy stop”).
Person 1: “did you put a baccy stop in this spliff g?”
Person 2: “nah man it’s Gucci to the socks”
When a man sucks a woman’s toes or feet.
“You know she’s crazy, right? She loves those french socks.”
“Oh, i’m not into that.”
When you masturbate with a single sock and only one sock to feel a great sensation. After two year. if only using that sock you are obligated to marry that sock.
Yo Tyler has been practicing Single sock sensation for 2 years now he needs to marry the sock now