Where the penile regions accumulate dense,dark, bump like features resembling the bark of a tree
Girl:how was last night
Friend: giiiiiirl the sex hurt so bad because he had that tree skin dick goin on.
Girl: oh no.
Someone who is a jokester and makes out of pocket jokes, yet they seem to reject sarcasm and cannot take a joke. A tree door is also someone who says they're sorry about taking an ugly picture of you and putting it on their story but still doesn't delete it for a stupid reason.
"Delete that picture of me right now b!tch!" "You call me cuss words? No, I am not going to delete it." "You're such a tree door!"
OR
"You should say this funny joke" "No" "You're so mean:(" "I don't like your attitude." "I was being sarcastic" "You should've made that more clear. Grow up." "Screw you, you're such a TREE DOOR!!"
TreeShoes are what you call someone who thinks that if you pour water into them they will grow.
Stacy thought her heels were tree shoes. lmao stupid bitch
tree creeper nigga bushmonkey black inc all mean the same thing which is rasicst for a black person
Oi u fuckking tree creeper get the fuck here now
To implement a solution to a problem that's so effective, it puts down roots and becomes permanent.
"Raise that issue and make Pete land a tree on it"
two bros who make cool stuff when they hang out together.
hey, these two are palm tree boys. Because they make cool things happen when they are together.
when you get turned on by a tree
oo damn that tree is sexy, i think ive got tree impalment