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tree skin dick

Where the penile regions accumulate dense,dark, bump like features resembling the bark of a tree

Girl:how was last night
Friend: giiiiiirl the sex hurt so bad because he had that tree skin dick goin on.
Girl: oh no.

by libby2013 March 27, 2016


Tree door

Someone who is a jokester and makes out of pocket jokes, yet they seem to reject sarcasm and cannot take a joke. A tree door is also someone who says they're sorry about taking an ugly picture of you and putting it on their story but still doesn't delete it for a stupid reason.

"Delete that picture of me right now b!tch!" "You call me cuss words? No, I am not going to delete it." "You're such a tree door!"

OR
"You should say this funny joke" "No" "You're so mean:(" "I don't like your attitude." "I was being sarcastic" "You should've made that more clear. Grow up." "Screw you, you're such a TREE DOOR!!"

by Yeahgirlulikemealittlebit April 12, 2024


Tree shoes

TreeShoes are what you call someone who thinks that if you pour water into them they will grow.

Stacy thought her heels were tree shoes. lmao stupid bitch

by FUCKILOSTIT November 4, 2020


Tree creeper

tree creeper nigga bushmonkey black inc all mean the same thing which is rasicst for a black person

Oi u fuckking tree creeper get the fuck here now

by Bebbie batch May 27, 2008


Land a tree on it

To implement a solution to a problem that's so effective, it puts down roots and becomes permanent.

"Raise that issue and make Pete land a tree on it"

by AnyOldSmith March 20, 2024


palm tree boys

two bros who make cool stuff when they hang out together.

hey, these two are palm tree boys. Because they make cool things happen when they are together.

by 69sexyasfuck April 13, 2024


tree impalment

when you get turned on by a tree

oo damn that tree is sexy, i think ive got tree impalment

by milliondollarpussayy June 2, 2021