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when you shield someone from your bitch ass self because they could not handle it because they are baby
I am not an ass to Rani because I turtle him. I am turtling.
In a video game, to progress through the game at a very slow pace, much slower than designed, in order to artificially lower its difficulty. E.g. engage fewer enemies at a time, kite them for extended time, use a lot of time to heal and stock up with consumables between encounters etc. Can be used as a derogatory term if it abuses game mechanics to the point of breaking immersion. Some games have measures to prevent this tactic such as set timers to complete each part or evolving opponents who would outpace and overwhelm you in such a case.
Streamer: "Okay, this part looks tough. So I'll be taking it very slow and methodically..."
Viewer: "Read: turtling"
A bunch of old people trying to figure out what a new "slang" means.
Tom:
Damn Reggie, my mom is always sitting there with her friends "turtling" over what bett means.
Reggie:
Bett.
(Video Game - Fortnite): Term used when rotating at endgame by placing walls around you while you are move with/to the zone.
mongraal is turtling very fast and effectively.
The original name for the train Canon in super Famicom wars
Finally I have enough money to afford a rail turtle!
a fluffy (floofy) turtle
can be a stuffed animal
aww that turtle looks so fluffy! it’s a floofy turtle!
Origins unknown though thought to be cosmic as they were worshiped by ancient cultures worldwide. Most noted characteristics were endurance, sneakiness and a witty approach while stalking prey. It is claimed that victims were scared shitless but with a puzzled grin on their faces. The Sneaky Turtle diet consisted primarily of prepared lettuce and what seems to have been an early form of taco.
The Sneaky Turtles were relentless in it quest for victory ...