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twat cred

twat cred: when you already think someone is an idiot, and they show you another example of why you hold that opinion.

Background: "Twat cred" is a play off of the common term "street cred" which is short for "street credibility" or street reputation.
"Twat" is a term orginally meanining "vagina," but is often used to describe someone who's an idiot or a general dirtbag.

"Dave and Mike think all brown skinned people 'grew up on tacos,' once again proving their twat cred."

"Sarah threatened to fight the neighbor when she argued about the newspaper missing from the steps, showing her real twat cred."

by omega_pulse October 5, 2013


twat turnstile

town slut, everybody in town has been thru it at some point

"of course she did him-she aint nothin but a twat turnstile"

by lovinsib July 23, 2012


twat fag

A man who's actually gay, but pretending to be straight just so as to be accepted in polite society.

Dude - he's such a twat fag. It's pathetic.

by Itumama May 19, 2024


twat fag

A man who's a flaming homosexual and pretending to be straight, but still very insecure about it.

Dude that guy is a twat fag. He likes to clam slam because he can't get any pussy without paying for it.

by Itumama May 19, 2024


twat seizure

an uncontrollable act of a female orgasm in which the vagina squirts cum like an unmanned fire hose.

Cory and Marcus fucked monica so hard she had several twat seizures!

by Korae December 17, 2009


Twat Pilot

When a girl sits on your face while you are driving with the chair reclined back. She steers while you use the pedals and lick her wet twat.

lets go for a drive and do the twat pilot baby.

by I<3pussy445 January 24, 2022


twat tensil

When a lady syarts to get grey pubic hairs.

Dana was trimming her shrubbery and found some twat tensil.

by diana black November 16, 2017