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an african vagina monster looks much like a large, more vagina-shaped tiger lilly, with the same coloration of the petals but it has teeth, it is not at all like a venus fly trap, do not confuse the two, while venus fly traps trap flies with theyre long, thorn like "teeth", AVM's do not trap, but just eat (with teeth much like a sharks)things, they ae most like to eat penis, fingers, tongues, or condoms. Fear this creature. it is exotic, but fierce.
"That African Vagina Monster just bit my nipple! And then i pissed all over it!"
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americanised recent slang with similar meaning as "sand in the vagina".
one who has 'ants in the vagina' is one who complains about non-consequential stuff.
and/or
one who is being overly crabby and pissy.
"omg wtf it is so early, i cannot wake up, and i had bad dreams and it is cold and ...
"stop whining like a little girl, and let's finish loading the car ... and if you don't take care of the ants in your vagina, then i am dipping out and you'll be on your own.
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My tree hugging liberal sister bought a California Vagina Car .
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A super strain of the PMS infliction. Symptoms include: The ability to read minds in order to chew open a new asshole in response to a harmless comment you haven't even said yet, violent mood swings accompanied by lightning and thunder, and in general, a deep seated hatred for all things alive and breathing. Also known as MVR.
"Damn! Your girl is in a rage because you blinked?"
"Yeah man, she got that Monthly Vagina Rage!"
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a type of torture where one or more earthworms are placed in a woman's vagina. Nothing makes a worman go bazerk like a worm in the vagina. Most people don't put in too many worms,you want a leave a little wiggle room.
Ever hear of the vagina worm torture?
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When a woman goes without showering for a long period of time her vagine flaps develope a sort of crust that oderous. If this happens ladies, SHOWER IMMEDIETLY!
"Daayymm that chick i banged last night had a nasty case of crusty vagina flap!"
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