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Usually in a very stressful, indecisive situation one will decide to go have wank before making any vital decisions.
*Right before an exam*
Yo, Vlad, where are you going?
I am gonna go quickly to the bathroom!
To do what?
*whispers* To have an emergency wank, I cannot think straight, I need to let some steam off!
Alright, go ahead!
When you choose to masturbate in the bath.
Be careful not to ruin your bath with wank water.
A telepathic wank using your mind. BUT YOU AINT THINKING ABOUT THE HOMIES
luke was thinking of Sam's toes so much that he needed to have a mind wank. But he is a homie...
An Evening of Masturbation on one's birthday to celebrate the conceivement of one's self.
Mate: yo man you wanna go out tonight for your birthday?
You: sorry man I'm having a birthday wank tonight