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A term of exasperation, when shocked at a situation.
Ive just seen how Karl has dealt with that job! Fuck my tin hat he's a lazy twat.
An asshole that cheats on his girlfriend and has hair that makes him look like a poodle
He is such a fucked poodle it makes me sick
A sock for a dude to jack off and blow his load into.
I woke up from a long night of drinking and put on a sock that I thought was mine but discovered it was my roommate's fuck muppet when I felt a crusty sensation on my foot.
A muppet designed to be used in self (or partnered) gratification sexually. Usually with the "entrance point" is the part where your hand goes for male, or has a protrusion for the females, either built in, or somewhere like fingers should go.
This dumb handless fuck-muppet broke the internet.
Fucking someone that is always stressed out so that afterwords is “chill”.
Having intercourse with a person that is always on the edge so that person can finally relax.
“You really needed someone that fuck you chill on the regular, you were always so tense”
“You have been so relaxed lately, I’m glad your new boyfriend fuck you chill every day now”
“You’re such a crazy bitch, I’m going to fuck you chill real good”
1. When someone makes you a scapegoat for something in front of an audience or team for which you take the fall.
Worker 1: how did the presentation go?
Worker 2: My boss didn't support my idea, it was a fuck in the face