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Extremely drunk.
So drunk you don't know which way is up.
Bill: Hey Bob how were you at that party last night?
Bob: Dude I was right fucking sideways.
Fuck your bestfriend for free. Bois lets go fuck your bestfriends.
Guy: Wanna fuck?
Girl: But i'm you bestfriend that's weird.
Guy: But it's October 18 - Fuck a bestfriend day.
When your boyfriend gives u the fuck good af, but only once a week.
When are you gonna give me the emi-fuck
When you are gonna get boba tea then fuck after
Or
You want to get boba tea and fuck
I'm just in a boba fuck mood rn.
Yeah, we just boba fucked.
When you are in and apart of the incorrect fucking group of humans, however, they happen to be your best friends and essentially your rage soulmates.
Brynn, wrong fucking crew. Gang gang.
When your partner is so turned on by news of your vaccinated status, you have epic sex.
I told her I got my second Pfizer shot and she immediately jumped my bones for a Fauci Fuck.
The combination of being fucked and having something being jacked up.
Man I got so drunk I got jack fucked