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When you're so fucking bored that you go to Urban Dictionary and define "I'm so fucking bored" using meta references that other people have already used to describe the same phrase but it doesn't matter because you're so fucking bored and you know the person reading it will be so bored that they won't care that they just read the same thing in the previous definition. They may wonder if they are more bored than you, or if you're still bored at the time of their reading your definition. Who knows? Neither you nor they, for starters.
Person 1: I'm so fucking bored.
Person 2: (doesn't exist)
The kind of fame one get's from having sex with too many people, has nothing to do with how cool they actually are
Darrion is fucking famous. That's why even girls who haven't slept with him know his name
When someone is getting fucked and then fart, hence fucked fart.
"Damn dudebro, this place reeks of fucked farts"
The object of the cluster fuck. That which has created the fuck.
*looking at a condom stuck in the drain*
Mario: "Bang, there's the problem. That's the little fuck pimple that's causing the problem..."
A person with the mental capacity of a Fuck-Muppet, without a hand in it. IE they are useless to you, offer NO support, and can't even get you off....
This is the handless fuck-muppet that killed your cat with petrol trying to make it go woof.
Similar to an Eskimo kiss. When two people who know each other have slept with the same person it is said they have Eskimo Fucked. Fucking by proxy.
Pete: "Oh no dude, you slept with Amber?"
Jordan: "Yeah, how did you not know that? You slept with her too?"
Pete: "Yeah dude. We totally Eskimo fucked."
Jordan: "You know I'm not into dudes, but there's literally no one I'd rather Eskimo fuck. Glad it was you dude."
Trixie loving ones ax wound. You fucking whore.
Trixie walks in a club
Trixie sees a gay person
Trixie- I love your ax wound you fucking whore!!!
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