(aka Chloe Ritter) when your brain has
Deteriorated Too the point of no return from the excessive use of methamphetamines. Akaa The boofaaLoompa of Bristol
That tweaker is perma fucked !
Having a sexual session with your fantasies or yourself.
Only if you have a crush on yungblud!!!!!
Mom: "what are you doing in there"
Me: *Moaning* faster Dom go faster I'm gonna cum!!!!
Mom: Are you fucking having sex!?!?
Me: Kinda, I'm Fucking YUNGBLUD!?!?
Having sex with YUNGBLUD in your fantasies
*DISCLAIMER *
THIS ONLY APPLIES TO YOU IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON OR ARE IN LOVE WITH YUNGBLUD
Me Moaning: YUNGBLUD go faster Ugh ugh, I'm gonna cum on your knob Dom
*my mom knocks on the door*
Me: Dom Go Deeper I'm Cumming!!!!
Dom: you like that!?!
Me yes!!!!
Dom: your such a good boy
My mom: dinners ready!!!!
Me: hold on I'm fucking YUNGBLUD!!!!
My mom: ok!!! it sounds like you're having a great time!
You know what lets make a fuck your bitch mom day! Not fuck the bitchy mom day 🥴 no its fuck your bitchy mom day! ):< your moms always bitchy well guess what fuck your bitchy ass mom. Does your mom bitch 24/7 no 25/8 fuck her then. Is your mama always telling you to clean your room even tho its fucking clean! Mom! Then fuck her
Person A: "My mom is such a bitch!"
Person B: "Thats a holiday, yk"
Person A: "THATS A THING!"
Person B: "Yup, look it up."
Person A: "OMG IT SAYS FUCK YOUR BITCH OF A MOM DAY!...Andddddd ITS TODAY!"
A girl that would make you cheat on your significant other. The girl tends to have big tits. Referring to Bombshell McGee.
*Jared eyes a jogger with intent*
Jared: "Tits fucking McGee!!!"
barru is so fucking cute and wholesome