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No fucking clue who the fuck knows
What in the cogna fuck?
When someone's charging port is fucked so they wirelessly charge off of someone else's phone that's plugged into the wall as a proxy.
Hey man, my battery is almost dead, think we can do a little monkey fuck charging?
Fuck Friends February is a time for all friends with benefit. If you have a girlfriend forget it because on February that her friend with 6 packs dey give her caterpillar style. You are free to do anything with anyone on February, me personally I’ll go meet my pastor’s wife.
John: Baby what are your plans for today
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun
Fuck Friends February is a time for all friends with benefit. If you have a girlfriend forget it because on February that her friend with 6 packs dey give her caterpillar style. You are free to do anything with anyone on February, me personally I’ll go meet my pastor’s wife.
John: Baby what are your plans for today
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun
Meaning that you enjoy or like that person.
Person 1: Hey, are you a fan of Kendrick Lamar?
Person 2: Of course! He's the GOAT 🙌🏾
Person 1: I hella fucks with you 😎
When you want to cuddle so hard you need that dick inside you too.
I'm going to cuddle-fuck Greg* so hard when I see him next. Me -2012 to my sister on the phone who was in Siciliy. *Changed
You can fuck your gf ass without her complaining without using any protection and can nut on it.
Under no circumstance this should be avoided
Fuck Ass: banana can always be cleaned