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When you have thoughts you want to say but someone constantly interrupts you when you talk.
My girlfriend is such a thought fuck. She just wants to talk about shopping.
your not dumbv!! you know what it means
every girl on cookie call uses THE THREE FINGER PUSSY FUCKING !!! you aint the first guy shes called :)
A person, mainly a young male, who is constantly saying stupid shit.
“Ronald, stop being a fucking basket all the time.”
“Andrew was being a fucking basket in class yesterday.”
A term of exasperation, when shocked at a situation.
Ive just seen how Karl has dealt with that job! Fuck my tin hat he's a lazy twat.
An asshole that cheats on his girlfriend and has hair that makes him look like a poodle
He is such a fucked poodle it makes me sick
A sock for a dude to jack off and blow his load into.
I woke up from a long night of drinking and put on a sock that I thought was mine but discovered it was my roommate's fuck muppet when I felt a crusty sensation on my foot.
A muppet designed to be used in self (or partnered) gratification sexually. Usually with the "entrance point" is the part where your hand goes for male, or has a protrusion for the females, either built in, or somewhere like fingers should go.
This dumb handless fuck-muppet broke the internet.