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I was thinking of Ideas for urban dictionary articals but then this stupif FREAKING FLY, lands on my screen, I put my finger on it to kill it, but not hard enough as to squash it and make a mess, but i am in examining it, but then it flies away and scares me!
"This Stupud Fucking Fly That I hate" - Me
if you’re snapping a girl and she says “fuck:):!,!$:!/)::?,!”. let me just tell you it’s basically just “i love you and i don’t want to be without you i love you you’re so attractive and funny and i love talking to you, it’s my favorite thing to do, you’re the only person i wait for to respond, i literally could not imagine where i would be if i never met you because you’ve made me so happy and i really don’t think i could be this happy without you”
boy:*sends snap of him smiling*
me: fuck:):!,!$:!/)::?,!
When you have to convince a male usually named drew that he owes for a typo
You was wrong pay the fuck up drew
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Get fucked dick is when a mother fucker’s cock is so big that any bitch he lays pipe to instantly loses all attitude and submits to her King. Said King now has the option to tell her to “get fucked” and dismiss her, or he can keep her for more rounds.
“My 6’8” man has that get fucked dick, had me sore for two weeks”
An expression of anger after someone on Facebook marketplace scams your clueless husband.
Online scammer is able to get sensitive information from unwitting husband , and his wife grabs the phone and texts: “U fuck my pussy. You are a thief!”
A person with less intelegance then others also called "Fucking dumbass" doing the act of sex also called "Fucking"
Alex: Yoo my G I actually lost my virginity!
Max: So you were a fucking dumbass fucking?
A progressive rock subgenre dedicated to pointless rambling notes, typically on a guitar, but not in all cases. Major acts include Frank Zappa and the Mothers and Primus.
Apostrophe and Sailing the Seas of Cheese are my favorite fuck music albums.