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April 17th a day where when u can fuck anyone you want any time you want. NO COMPLAINTS at all.
Hey its National fuck day baby get that ass over here NOW ots National Fuck Day
National fuck day is on April, 19th,its fun, you can fuck someone, yea that's it, have fun.
a day where you can have sex with a guy without saying no homo
dude1 hey happy national fuck day. dude2 did you bring the condoms
If you and your partner haven’t fucked, you fuck on December 18. December 18 is a day for enjoying some nice hot sex. A week early christmas present.
Person 1: Yo, we haven’t fucked
Person 2: December Fuck Day is coming up. Come over on December 18!
Oh look at this toss fuck pulling out and then hitting his breaks
When your cracker friend is like family but they can’t say the n-word, but they have keys to the BBQ.
“You coming to the house this weekend you Croutonous Fuck?”