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eat her wipe paper

when a chick is even hotter than one who's bath water you'd drink.

Guy 1: That chick is so hot I'd drink her bath water.
Guy 2: Dude, I'd eat her wipe paper.

by lostaccident007 January 30, 2016


Painting her face

In the same vein as painting her nails -- describes the 'occupation' of a woman that only entails sitting at home and doing nothing while her partner does all the breadwinning.

The term stems from women applying make-up as part of their apparent vanity pastime, hence the 'painting' term.

"He's at the store, working 24/7 while she spends her time painting her face."

by Devil Jones March 4, 2008


Introduced her to my toilet

An expression for when someone stays at your place over night after hooking up.

I met this this girl on tinder and introduced her to my toilet.
I introduced her to my toilet.

by colloquial June 20, 2023


Hims & Hers Health

An American telehealth company that sells prescription and over-the-counter drugs online, as well as personal care products.

Hims & Hers Health offers online consultations to get prescriptions. The platform connects clients to doctors who prescribe the drugs based on an online intake form and photographs.

by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023


junked up her face

The gross over-modification of the face through either piercings, plastic surgery, tattooing, or some combination that completely changes the appearance.

She used to be such a beautiful model until she junked up her face with fake lips, plastic skin, and enough piercings to make a biker blush.

by Plasmaguy November 22, 2015


Carve Your Name Into Her Walls

Having Sex with someone

Yo did you carve your name into her walls last night?

by The_lamp_guy October 11, 2020


fing her

To put your fingers inside a girls genitals. To, "give her the fing", persay.

Keith:"Dude, did you fing her last night?"

Keith 2:"Man, you know I did!"

by Mattborg9007 April 24, 2018