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A war which America, Britain, and Russia kicked some serious ass in.
America, Britain, and Russia are badass and awesome.
world war 2
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A women or man who will do anything you ask of her simply for the attention.... or who even on her best day is only worth 2 cents
She wanted her boyfriend back but he didn't want a 2 cent whore.
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Short for: Quoi de neuf.
The French expression for: What's up? What news? What's good?
Lara: Salut toi. (Hey you)
Michelle: Salut ma belle. (Hey beautiful)
Lara: Alors koi 2 9? (So, what's good?)
Michelle: Rien de spécial. Et chez toi? (Nothing special. How about you?)
Lara: Ben, rien non plus. (Well, not much either)
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A scale used in measuring the hotness of a girl. 0 means you would never do her, 1 means you would do her when you're drunk and 2 means you would do her sober.
Guy 1: Dude, totally hooked up with Claire last night.
Guy 2: What was she on the 0 to 2 scale?
Guy 1: 1, but I fucked her when I was drunk.
Guy 2: nice!
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A sexual show not for kids so fuck off
Son :Dady can i watch ass pounders 2
Dad:no fuck off
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Staple diet of living-alone-for-a-while bachelors.
Newlywed woman: So what do you think of my cooking?
Newlywed man: Beats two minute noodles.
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The sequel to the very popular 2007 game, "Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare." It's a first person shooter that takes place 5 years after the events of the first game.
The single-player is short but great. The co-op mode is named, "spec-ops." It's a fun mode but has no matchmaking which is not good.
The multiplayer, which is the most popular mode, I think is an unbalanced, overrated, piece of garbage. It has terrible maps among other things. The multiplayer also has many other annoyances such as a perk called "commando" where you can lunge at an enemy from about 10 feet away. Another thing that will make you rage quit is the grenade launcher, or more commonly known as the "noobtube." There is also killstreaks, where you can pick which kill reward that you want. Because of this, most players use the harrier, chopper gunner, nuke setup and camp the whole game and don't help at all with winning the game. Also, this also promotes boosting. You will find a lot of people that think getting a nuke will somehow make their chode bigger, thus, they will get a friend and try to cheat their way to a nuke my continuously killing their friend while using a tactical insertion. Possibly the most retarted thing added is deathstreaks. The purpose of deathstreaks is to make the game so casual and make it so the worst players can get kills in an unfair way.
MW2 is a game for people that have ADD, hate teamwork, and love saying the word "Wow" every 3 seconds.
A Typical Modern Warfare 2 multiplayer match
Guy - Gets killed by commando
Same guy - ragequits
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