Half Laner

A bad driver that tends to drive in two lanes.

I was driving along and this idiot kept creeping into my lane. They constantly backed me out, I couldn't speed up to get around them! Stupid Half Laner!!!!!!!

Half ass feelings

You only giving the person half of your heart.

I don’t want your half ass feelings🥱

Half a fag

A man who exhibits gay behavior but leads a somewhat obfuscated “straight life.” Sometimes confused with a metrosexual but often more suspiciously homosexual.

Howard is often leaving his wife to go to the park with his toy poodle, I bet that half a fag is looking for strange dick to suck.

half-2C

Half-second cousin: grandparent’s half-sibling’s grandchild. Has among themselves; different two parents, different four grandparents, one great-grandparent in common and different seven great-grandparents.

My half-2C is a good person.

Half of a slag

Acts like a slag(slut) but isn’t a slag (slut)

mate ,she is half of a slag

Two and a half men

A gay threescore where one member is either very short or a midget.

I was smashed last night. Way too many Jager shots. I woke up next to a midget and a really good looking guy. Two and a half Men. You can find d it on Urban Dictionary. I just never imagined I'd experience one.

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half-speak

To understand so many languages that you get confused.Therefore,you half-speak it.

I half-speak German, Italian, and Japanese.