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Jake is bad news. Usually older than who he hits up, sexy-bad boy-type shit which makes him attractive, but also unattractive because he knows that he’s cute, and he is a stoner. Brown hair, average height, not very strong. Surprisingly gets a lot of girls because of his smart comments and knows how to make girls fall for his little smirky grin. Did not used to be such a player but got his heart broken and closed his heart off in fear of getting hurt again.
Oh man, just filled to the brim with bees. May appear intelligent but that’s because bees are very intelligent and this guy is just basically made up of bees. Will often work flowers into the conversation and be able to find which kitchen cupboard has the honey in it like immediately. Can only be destroyed by killing the queen bee at the center of his “heart” that is if his ex girlfriend left any semblance of a heart intact.
“Should we invite Jake, over?”
“No way man, I’m allergic to bees.”
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!!!! Your my everything and always. you are funny, sexy and always make my day. i always think about you and our memories together
A sexy man that lovesssss people called alayna
Hey Jake who u like
U know I love alayna
Jake is a very funny person and always manages to put a smile on someone’s face. He can be very protective over his family friends and girlfriend. Jake can be very dirty minded and sometimes jokes around about it. Jake is a very loving person. He has them eyes that make girls look twice. Jake has a 9000 metre long dick
Girl: woah who’s that?
Boy: I believe that’s Jake over there
Jake is usually tall, skinny, and fast. He’s never a show-off and usually hangs with smaller groups. Also a great thrower and catcher.
Hey jake, wanna play moss?
Needs a wheelbarrow to carry round his gigantic c0ck! Perfect and all.