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Someone who, for some reason, likes to call their friends while in a locker, masturbating to pictures of Japanese models.
“I’m still in a dream, Snake Beater!”
when one possesses a floppy and ejaculates by shaking their penis with no hands
Janis: that guys a total badass! he hissing snake'd all over me!
The act of buttfucking one of your bros or hommies. The name "ted" refers to bill and teds excellent adventure, and their buttfucking chemistry.
Bob: hey what were you and Charlie doing last night
Todd: oh yeah, we were ted snaking each other in the Dennys parking lot.
Bob: bruh... thats dope af
A poop so long it lifts you off the bowl and starts bucking.
I heard some screaming from the bathroom. Wouldn't you know it , the misses was riding a rodeo snake
Someone too afraid to speak their mind face to face
Snake- Hey wanna go to tanks today? "no". -secretly in panda groupchat- "we need everyone to go, Cole N is acting up again. We cannot beat him unless we summon an army."
A. -Someone who slithers in the grass and claims to be your boy only to stab you in the back when the opportunity comes along.
B. Mike Galdo
Example: I had to cut the grass and found a snake...Mike Galdo.