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When you're too poor to afford even the shoddiest rope and chains but too kinky to ignore the calling, you throw together some makeshift bondage gear with whatever's laying around.
Jack: "Make sure you pick up some rope from the hardware store on the way home. We're going to have some fun tonight."
Jill: "Hold on there, Mr. Rockefeller. We're going to have to use some of that food stamp bondage if we want to eat for the rest of the month."
Food that you eat in the meanwhile when you are cooking, that makes you not hungry after you finished cooking.
I wasn't hungry when my burger was done because of meanwhile food, but I ate it anyway and now I'm stuffed.
you should have shut up instead of opening you mouth to say something I was gonna shut you down to.
me: says smth
tom: thats why ur grades are low
me: embarassed cos he said the truth\
tom:... yea... shoulda sat there and ate your food...
The imaginary olympics for Thai people who think they won gold medals because of being able to eat spicy food.
Thai person: Can you eat spicy food?
Tourist: No,you guys have already won all gold medals in Spicy Food Olympics.Right on!
A turd, a shit. Especially a long, curling one, bonus points if an entire shot comprises a single, magnificent brown anaconda.
Hey Johnny, come check out this giant food snake someone couldn't flush in cubicle 3.
A turd, a shit. Especially a long, curling one, bonus points if an entire shot comprises a single, magnificent brown anaconda.
Hey Johnny, come get a load of this food snake someone couldn't flush in cubicle 3.