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Ass Tax

The price levied upon a girlfriend/boyfriend with whom you share a dwelling but which he/she pays no bills.

Tom: "So does Shirley at least pay for the cable?"
Brian: "No...but I levied an ass tax last month."

by oberd August 2, 2008

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hoe ass

A very rude ugly annoying person. Can refer to a male or female. In most cases a hoe ass is a little bitch who you want to inflict pain towards

I hate Patrick I wanna fight that hoe ass

by Yomama567782 September 22, 2020

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Bed ass

When you wake up in the morning and your so tired and lazy that your ass doesn't want to leave the bed.

My alarm went off, but when I woke up I had such a bed ass. I just didn't want to get up.

by PlayDoh Masta January 3, 2010

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bat ass

Only the hottest of the hot ass. Only bats can have something so tasty.

Damn Bianca has on bat ass๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

by AnthonyM27 January 9, 2017

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Ass Pansy

A wimp. A simple reverse of pansy ass but used in more of a "connection to being gay" way.

Damn Jeff, you're such a fucking Ass Pansy.

by T March 18, 2005

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Ass Halo

The impression the toilet seat leaves on one's ass after sitting for an extended period of time.

I sat on the can playing Tetris for so long that I have an ass halo.

by The Wicked Chica May 12, 2010

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Ass Kerplunk

When you fill your ass with ball bearings, and then your friends, or work colleagues if your in the office take turns to kidney punch you. For every ball that comes out you get a point, person with the most points wins. If a follow through occurs, the game is re-started.

Anyone for ass kerplunk, i got some malteasers left over from christmas...

by Greg 'Ol', Bailey January 24, 2008

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