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The fastest thing in the minecraft universe. What’s stupid is they have double the health of a normal zombie and I swear that they do more damage.
Oh shit a baby zombie this ain’t gonna be fun.
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Boobies. What little babies and grown men want to suck on.
Mmm, I'd like to suck on her baby bags.
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baby-bird:
Verb. The act of a cum hungry slut opening her mouth like a baby-bird and waiting for her partner to shoot a huge load of his spunk into her mouth. The position of her mouth is similar to a baby-bird waiting for it's parent to dump regurgitated food into it's mouth.
He loves to finish off by having her baby-bird his cock while he jacks off.
Look at that baby-bird...what a cum slut just waiting for him to unload in her mouth.
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A scat baby is the shit of a man who has previously eaten another man's shit. The idea is that guys who love shit sexually will eat other men's shit. Eating the other man's shit is like the conception. The eater is pregnant with the shit pregnancy usually for 24 hours or when he digests and shits out the other man's shit.
Scat babies are basically recycled shit passed through more than one man's digestive system.
"I ate John's huge turd log. Then I ate Emilio's hard shit. I was now pregnant with two scat babies."
"I had held onto my scat babies for 24 hours. They had worked through my guts and were like hard bricks trying to force their way out of my anus."
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A band you take pride in seeing mature and grow, because you liked them before they were widely known or popular.
Person #1: "Mumford and Sons are the most blogged about band in the country, is it sad that means a lot to me?"
Person #2: "No way, they're your band baby."
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Cum, semen whatever you call it when you nut
This girl I'm messing with wanted some uggs. I told her before that happened she had to swallow all the baby sauce
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