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A best friend is that person you are most loyal to. Your best actually trumps your relationship because when your relationship is on a slippery slope they help fix it or get you out of it. A best friend is one you tell everything to; your deepest, darkest secrets even. A best friend will never judge no matter how bad the situation. A best friend will let you know when you being selfish. A best friend is not someone you just have at your convenience. A best actually knows the real you when you try to mask your real you.
You can never lie to your best friend because they always know what’s what. They always know the truth before you even finish the statement. A best friend is that person to hype you up for things that don’t even makes sense but makes you happier. A best friend listens and understands and not counter everything you say. A best friend is that person that just makes sense to keep.
Never take advantage of your best friend!
it's not that he's gay, she just treats him like one but is super flirty because she doesn't think anything of it because it's completely platonic for her
"I'm in love with this girl but I think I'm just her gay best friend"
Guy: hey, what’s the best edit ever?
Other guy: oh it’s gotta be the headlock Zelda edit.
Means what all awesome shit is related to porn, adult content, sex, and bad words!!!
I looked up THE BEST SHIT/CRAP/BULLSHIT EVER!!!! on my computer last night and oh goodness, it was FUCKING AWESOME!!!!
A supplement store in a complete class of its own. Known for its transparent information and fat yarns spun by the sick kuncZ staff members.
Hey sis did you get to Best Body Supplements this week?
Yeah hun I did and left with what was needed for my goals with the right information. Instead of being sold a twister wizard 7000 and everything but the kitchen sink.
It was nice, I’ll never go anywhere else
That one line evreyonr asks you to see if you wanna play skate
Poser: hey dude whats your best trick
Skater : i dont know like an inward heel or something
Poser: never mind you will beat me
When a girl is constipated so they reach around the back and put their fingers in their vagina and try to massage the poop out of their butt.
Jill: “I am so constipated lately.”
Hannah: “Have you tried just giving yourself the Best Western Reach Around? It always helps me.”