Monkey Grip

Universal Tradesman Slang For Doing Something With One Hand Proficiently That Normally Takes Two, Also Known As The "1 Grip"

Cement:
Sam: Dave, Look At Jeff, He's Got An Insane Monkey Grip On That 20 LB Sledgehammer.
Dave: I See That Sam, You Gotta Be Really Strong To Do That

Welding:
Jesse: How Come Jake Can Monkey Grip And We Can't?
John: I Dunno, But At Least He's Got Really Good Welds

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Monkey Room

A room containing absolutely nothing of useful value or interest in it. In other words, the only way you could possibly get any entertainment out of such a room is to use it as a jerk-off room (like a monkey in a cage with nothing better to do). Can also be used in video games to refer to rooms that are completely empty and serve no better use than to waste your time investigating them (every now and then they might even have a monster in them guarding jack shit).

I wish that I could find a save point right now instead of all these goddamn monkey rooms!

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night monkey

a prank when you get in someones bed while they are (usually) sleeping and and jump up and down and basically hump them

Last night Matt night monkeyed me and it was quite awkward

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monkey flop

the act of holding a person down and slapping them in the face with a semi- hard penis

the dubya monkey flopped
john kerry

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monkey hump

to hump with incredible force and causeing monkey sounds during sex

Rachel: He monkey humped the fuck outta me last night!
Lisa:really?
Rachel: yeah i was all like ooh ohh eee eee awwe awee oh

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Swag monkey

Somebody who is crazy but has swagg.

Eminem is a swag monkey

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clit monkey

A person who likes the clitoris. Whether stinky or beautiful, the clit monkey dives right in making distinguishing monkey sounds.

Brett clit monkey'd that bitch last Saturday. He ripped that shit so bad it looked like ravioli.

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