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Probably one of the most interesting people you will come across are named Charlie. Charlies can be anything really. They are like an infinite entity that exists for the sole purpose of complexity. They confuse people, but help those understand things they can’t. They make people feel uncomfortable, but yet they can thrive in social environments. So much so many Charlie’s are manipulative to themselves and others. Most Charlies end up driving themselves mad or insane. They can be extremely beneficial to your life or extremely dangerous. A mad Charlie usually means your in serious trouble, but a mad Charles means you are gonna die. Most Charlies are obsessed with being unexpected. To best bond with a Charlie you must challenge them, and pretend to understand what they are talking about.
Most Charlies end up being the following
1. Cult leaders
2. Billionaires who lead illegal business
3. Con artists
4. CEOs
5. Confusing underground artists
6. Manipulative lawyers
7. Presidents
8. Theologians
9. Or dead
In conclusion understanding the limits of a Charlie may just be the hardest question to answer for mankind. Most Charlies don’t understand it themselves.
Charlie: “I think I’m gonna do _____”
Person: “you can’t do _____”
Charlie: “Watch me do _____”
Charlie: “Y’all ever just see like visions?”
Person: “wym.”
Charlie: “like for some weird reason, I feel like you gonna die in 45 hours, 38min, and 24 seconds from now”
Charlie: “strange right?”
Nobody:
Charlie at 3:34am:
“ enim sunt motus.
mox sumus.
qui non claudunt oculos eligendum.
cum nobis necesse est celare tenebris.
superficiem non prius in lucem.”
Poosay tight poosay clean poosay fresh
Charlie, lay down so I can eat that poosay
The fucking idiot that hops on new trends that aren't trends. L bozo thinks it L bono like a fucking idiot. Even Grammarly corrects it to bozo. LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT
CHARLIE IS FUCKING GAY AND STUPID.
A man who is deeply in love with Asians, so much to the point that he is a convicted asiaphile. His love for asians is so deep that its almost contagious to all his family and friends.
"Hey, did you see that guy swooning over that asian girl"
"Yeah, he's a real Charlie"
A Charlie is the WORST PERSON EVER. He will abuse your best friend, and wish death upon you and your other best friend!!!!!! Never fucking trust a Charlie. Ever. Also they’re typically Ukranian, blonde, have blue eyes and are 5,6. If you see this man, tell him Belos from the Owl House is NOT a baby girl, and is an abuser and he should romanticizing abuse!
“Yo, Charlie is an ASSHOLE.”
“Everyone knows that..”
Charlie is usually a 5,6, blonde, blue-eyed, Ukrainian abuser. He will ruin your life in every way by stealing your boyfriend, harassing you and also abusing your now-ex-boyfriend to the point he loses it! Charlie’s account that he harassed me with was ilovedogs. Charlie also finds r*pe hot and fetishizes p*dophilia and abuse. Charlie is a sick person.
“Woah, Charlie is a BITCH.”
“Yup. He ruined everything.”