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Professional Hand Clown

Anyone that is really good at giving hand jobs or has a love of rubbing cocks

Bob’s wife is such a professional hand clown he’s always smiling at work, what a lucky guy!

by SwingingDick69 May 14, 2022


Professional Hand Clown

A person who enjoys and is exceptionally good at giving sexual pleasure with their hands.

Sheila is such a Professional Hand Clown she got me to cum 5 times before noon yesterday

by SwingingDick69 May 14, 2022


Professional Hand Clown

Someone who gives Hand jobs that are really quick, fast & cheap

Do you know any local Professional Hand clowns?

by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022


dirty birthday clown

When you are having anal sex with someone and they fart and it feels like your dick is being blown up like an animal balloon. Similar to jet wash

This chick last night gave me a dirty birthday clown and all morning my whiz has been sputtering, but the jet wash felt great on my balls.

by Donny Bratsco December 12, 2016


clown's wig

When you remove the undergarments of a redheaded lady to find an untamed bright ginger thatch somewhat akin to Ronald Mcdonald's head and say wow, you've got a clown's wig

I took Mindy home last night, dude she had a clown's wig

by the hairy bean bag September 17, 2013


Chop some clowns

To spend time with funny people.

"Dorrell and I are gonna go chop some clowns over at the center. He has some dank new jokes."

by harstmaster August 18, 2011


clown neck

A balding middle aged man wearing a under armor mock turtle neck

Kevin is sporting the "clown neck" look tonight.

by Romance124 January 12, 2014